Post by Administrator on Jul 31, 2018 0:22:01 GMT
A sailor who has been out at sea for two months stops at a brothel. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops £500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The sailor replies, “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.”