Post by Administrator on Aug 21, 2020 15:49:34 GMT
HARRY`S MEDALS
Harry needs some medals - he was told off by the Duke,
Also from the Princess he earned a slight rebuke,
But Harry still ain`t got `em - he hasn`t made a claim,
How and where to get them - to help him is my aim.
He could make them out of bottle tops they would look quite snazzy,
Or cut a bit of cardboard box and turn them out quite jazzy,
He could drill a hole in a two bob bit, or perhaps a half a crown,
Or else a copper penny if he likes that shade of brown.
He could use the plug, from out the kitchen sink,
But if it’s made of rubber it wouldn’t really clink,
So perhaps a crafty one like a Yankee dollar,
Failing that, the battered disc from off the old dog’s collar.
He could use some silver paper just to make `em shine,
Or a bit of coloured plastic, that would look quite fine,
It’s possible to find some wood and whittle it around,
And chisel at the edges to make a nice surround.
Then find a strip of ribbon that has a bit of stripe,
Especially if it’s vertical - I think you know the type,
Fasten it securely by a length of wire,
Pin them on his blazer stand back and admire.
Then when the Bristol public asks "what’s all they for?"
Tongue in cheek our Harry sez " I won `em in the war"
Course there is another method, the one I like the most,
Just fill the bloody forms in and have `em sent by post!
Joe EARL
Harry needs some medals - he was told off by the Duke,
Also from the Princess he earned a slight rebuke,
But Harry still ain`t got `em - he hasn`t made a claim,
How and where to get them - to help him is my aim.
He could make them out of bottle tops they would look quite snazzy,
Or cut a bit of cardboard box and turn them out quite jazzy,
He could drill a hole in a two bob bit, or perhaps a half a crown,
Or else a copper penny if he likes that shade of brown.
He could use the plug, from out the kitchen sink,
But if it’s made of rubber it wouldn’t really clink,
So perhaps a crafty one like a Yankee dollar,
Failing that, the battered disc from off the old dog’s collar.
He could use some silver paper just to make `em shine,
Or a bit of coloured plastic, that would look quite fine,
It’s possible to find some wood and whittle it around,
And chisel at the edges to make a nice surround.
Then find a strip of ribbon that has a bit of stripe,
Especially if it’s vertical - I think you know the type,
Fasten it securely by a length of wire,
Pin them on his blazer stand back and admire.
Then when the Bristol public asks "what’s all they for?"
Tongue in cheek our Harry sez " I won `em in the war"
Course there is another method, the one I like the most,
Just fill the bloody forms in and have `em sent by post!
Joe EARL